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Name: Thomas Country: United States State: California Metro: Pasadena Birthday: 7/19/1987 Gender: Male
Interests: a lot.. Music in general, Art in general, Guitar, Singing, Cars, Soccer, Table Tennis, Tennis, Travel, Metaphysics, Reading, Writing (in Chinese), just to name a few.. Expertise: u tell me.. Occupation: Student
Message: message meEmail: email me Website: visit my website AIM: FreedomKnight87 MSN: freedomknight1987@hotmail.com
Member Since:
6/16/2004
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| You know you're from California when...../Californians are better because............
Everyone hates cops
You live next door to mexicans
You
say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and
"peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and
"hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and you say
them often
You know what real cheese taste like.
All the porn you watch is made here, cause we fuck better and thats how it is.
You don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear.
You can wear sandals all year long.
You go to the Beach - not "down to the shore."
You know 65 mph really means 100.
When someone cuts you off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road.
The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border).
Our governor can kick your governors ass.
You can go out at midnight.
You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code.
You
might get looked at funny by locals when you're on vacation in their
state, but when they find out you're from California you turn into a
Greek GOD.
We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll" No cop no stop baby!
You can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day.
All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here.
EVERYONE smokes weed. no exceptions.
We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!
We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them).
We
have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which
means our opinion means more than yours, which means we're better than
you.
The best athletes come from here.
We got disneyland....wut now!
We call it soda, not pop.
Oh, and no one from California calls it Cali... that's how we know you're not from around here. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.
You were born somewhere else.
Your sense of direction=Toward the ocean and away from the ocean.
You eat an In n Out burger at least once a week!!!
You know how to eat an artichoke.
The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic.
Your car has bullet-proof windows.
Left is right and right is wrong.
Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.
You can't find your other earring because your son/brother is wearing it.
You drive to your neighborhood block party.
Your family tree contains "significant others."
You don't exterminate your roaches, you smoke them.
You see 25 lawyers chasing an ambulance.
More than clothes come out of the closets.
You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.
More money is spent on facelifts than on diapers.
Smoking in your office is not optional.
You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach.
When you can't schedule a meeting because you must "do lunch."
Your children learn to walk in Birkenstocks.
You'll reluctantly miss yoga class to wait for the hot tub repairman.
You consult your horoscope before planning your day. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- All highways into the state say: "no fruits."
All highways out of the state say: "Go back."
The Terminator is your governor
You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH"
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from California.
Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
You don't care what race people are because you're too busy wondering what gender they are.
You
have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and
can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don't even notice.
Unlike
back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and
sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS George Clooney.
Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
The normal symbols on restrooms mean "people wearing pants" and "people wearing skirts".
Your
hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers
your mail is into S &M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.
Both you AND your dog have therapists.
You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Blanks himself is teaching the 4:00 PM Tae Bo class.
You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones or pagers.
THE CALIFORNIA PRIDE!!
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| ebgemini66: this radio station keeps playing the SAME song over and over ebgemini66: this is the 9th time in a row FreedomKnight87: it happens ebgemini66: this is unprecedented ebgemini66: the SAME song?? 9 times in a row? FreedomKnight87: maybe their sth was broken so they had to do it FreedomKnight87: like they cant stop it FreedomKnight87: lol ebgemini66: no, they're doing it on purpose ebgemini66: cuz they like the song FreedomKnight87: .... FreedomKnight87: thats weird ebgemini66: they're keeping count of how many times they play it ebgemini66: it's sooooo funny FreedomKnight87: ....... ebgemini66: this is the most amusing thing ever FreedomKnight87: which channel is that ebgemini66: AGAIN!! 10th time! ebgemini66: 100.5 fm FreedomKnight87: ic FreedomKnight87: which song r they playing ebgemini66: "give it to me" ebgemini66: by nelly furtado, justin timberlake, and timbaland or something like that ebgemini66: if u go to the website, on the side, go to "listen live" ebgemini66: i think it's a new song FreedomKnight87: i m listening FreedomKnight87: they must paid a ton to let their song play over n over again lol ebgemini66: supposedly they keep getting requests for it FreedomKnight87: *supposedly ebgemini66: oh haha someone's complaining now FreedomKnight87: lol ebgemini66: did u hear it? FreedomKnight87: "u gotta move on" FreedomKnight87: hahahahaha ebgemini66: hahahah FreedomKnight87: thats so funny ebgemini66: oh man oh man ebgemini66: i guess they wont be playing it anymore ebgemini66: if that guy likes his job ebgemini66: and wants to keep it. FreedomKnight87: was that the manager or someone like that who just called ebgemini66: i think it's someone who works with the station ebgemini66: WHAT? it's playing again!!! FreedomKnight87: i still think there might be some dirty deals down there ebgemini66: hahaha FreedomKnight87: is that the song again? ebgemini66: it's a good song, but i dont think it's amazing ebgemini66: yeah, it's the SAME song FreedomKnight87: ... FreedomKnight87: wow ebgemini66: holy cow FreedomKnight87: thats interesting ebgemini66: yeahh ebgemini66: maybe the dj is on crack or something FreedomKnight87: hahahahh ebgemini66: or maybe there really are THAT many requests...since the album isnt out yet ebgemini66: haha are u listening to this?? FreedomKnight87: they suppose to play it if they got phone call requesting it FreedomKnight87: yea ebgemini66: "the boss called two times" ebgemini66: lmao ebgemini66: if i was there, i'd be cracking up like craaazy FreedomKnight87: ths might be their unique way to promote that music and their station ebgemini66: yeah ebgemini66: it's hilarious i must say FreedomKnight87: yea FreedomKnight87: esp that phone call ebgemini66: yeah haha FreedomKnight87: i actually don really like this song that much FreedomKnight87: maybe it would be nice if my laptop has bass so it sounds better ebgemini66: yeah, it's not like amazing ebgemini66: but yeah it sounds better on the my alarm clock/music player thing ebgemini66: ahahahhahahhahah FreedomKnight87: "either plug it off now or end the show now" ebgemini66: and he hung up!! ebgemini66: lol FreedomKnight87: i think its like a show now FreedomKnight87: they might making this up ebgemini66: if the boss is serious, he's kinda dumb. cuz i would keep listening just to see when they stop playing it FreedomKnight87: i'll see how it goes, lol FreedomKnight87: yea ebgemini66: haha FreedomKnight87: g2 bathroom now, see if they gonna play again ebgemini66: haha k ebgemini66: HAHA AGAIN. ebgemini66: 11th or 12th time? i lost count. FreedomKnight87: 12th FreedomKnight87: if i was listening the whole time seriously i can sing it while asleep ebgemini66: yeah me too ... FreedomKnight87: lets see if we can hear these two djs on the air a week later ebgemini66: loll ebgemini66: this guy has guts ebgemini66: the girl is reluctant FreedomKnight87: "locking the studio door" loll ebgemini66: ahahhahahah ebgemini66: i think this is too funny FreedomKnight87: 14th time FreedomKnight87: rofl ebgemini66: hahaha ebgemini66: he locked the door! FreedomKnight87: yea hahah ebgemini66: AGAIN! ebgemini66: let's sing along FreedomKnight87: 15~~ ebgemini66: i dont kno if they're gonna be playing it again tho, b/c they're supposed to play the top 9 most requested songs now FreedomKnight87: hehe iono ebgemini66: we'll see i guess ebgemini66: ahhhhhh FreedomKnight87: hahahahahahahahahhh ebgemini66: ahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhaha ebgemini66: hhahahahhahahahhahahaha FreedomKnight87: can it be included in guinness? ebgemini66: maybe ebgemini66: hmm...it's possible that something like this has happened bfore tho FreedomKnight87: the most repeated song ever played in a radio station FreedomKnight87: if they want they can do it all day FreedomKnight87: lol ebgemini66: yea .... hebgemini66: this is probably the highlight of my day ebgemini66: which isnt saying too much, considering how exhausting my day was ebgemini66: "i'm gonna ignore who's at the door" ebgemini66: lollll ebgemini66: oh man, this guy is so dead FreedomKnight87: 16th time or is it 17 ebgemini66: i have no clue FreedomKnight87: hahahhh FreedomKnight87: it made my day ...The same song is still playing... now in its 21times n still going, the DJ locked the building and playing this over and over, its just too funny, hahahahhh | | |
| i am less and less frequent to write on xanga, maybe not too much stuff going on is worth to talk about, or i don wanna talk about the China trip was fun, while kinda busy. I wish I could stay longer over there lunar's coming up, getting really busy considering its the beginning of the semester, since I have several performances need to do, including the one for ECSA banquet and the other one hosted by Chinese Student Union at UGA.. i wanna get Sony-Erisson K800i for my new phone, i really wanna get the silver limited edition but its so hard to find in the states, if i am going for that I might need to get it at China and have it ship over didnt got into intermediate tennis class again, iono y they r always full of ppl. but anyhow i need to start play tennis, after one year without touching the racket much I cant even serve now o_O.. | | |
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